Chocolate Starfish

Hello boils and ghouls,

I would like to tell you what I saw on the beach yesterday with my friend Amy Lou.

Giant fucking starfish. No the starfish were not fucking, but they were huge and hanging about on rocks and underwater. I think some of them just came up to die. Really weird if you ask me. It is also the season of crab babies, so I made sure to pick some up and hold them in my hands. You don't realize what kind of a life you have until you're standing in the middle of a dead starfish beach holding a live and pinching baby crab in your hands.

I have a nice life. I am not among the dead, or dying. I am still alive and full of pinches.
My shell is hard and brightly painted with warriors faces to frighten my enemies.

These things you must attend to in order to survive the shoddy barns and barren fields of solace.

Bring yourself in some sun. Find that golden coin. Join up with the ones you love and do it naked all the time.

Be yourself, not a corpse!